I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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