Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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