he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
