i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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