well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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