Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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