Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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