if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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