we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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