We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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