How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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