: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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