She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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