yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I AM VODKA MAN
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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