I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize