its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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