The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The power of my boobs compel you
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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