just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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