Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We need a shit load of segways right now
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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