totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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