I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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