Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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