Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize