Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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