Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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