Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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