I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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