she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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