im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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