dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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