I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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