After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Found the puke drawer
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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