handjob tips. give me some.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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