her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Randomize
