big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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