How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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