So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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