But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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