And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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