The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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