Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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