i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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