Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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