Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Jerry, you need to find god
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Randomize
