I want to stick my p in your. b.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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