3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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