Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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