if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nicole vs. Life
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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