Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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