Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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