Well douche your snatch and let's go!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
