spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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