i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
we made out on top of his cat.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
