I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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