Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I don't deserve a penis
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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