Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
