dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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