So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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