she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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