That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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