ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Shame is for Republicans.
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